Friday, February 2, 2007

Clutz

Am I too clumsy too have a kid?  Yesterday morning I spilled coffee during breakfast and today I knocked a glass of water over on my nightstand.  I almost dropped my cell phone onto the subway tracks yesterday afternoon, but I wouldn’t have gone after it like that young woman who did and was hit by the train.  Not worth it.  I dropped my iPod twice in two weeks; the first time the hard drive crashed and I exchanged it for a new one.  This time it was okay.  Maybe I’m a bit nervous with the kid coming any day.  But I’m clumsy normally.  I guess now I’m just a little distracted.

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Crime Wave?

Jackson Heights was known as the cocaine capital of the United States long before people started flocking here from Williamsburg, Greenpoint, Astoria and the Upper West Side for the underpriced co-ops and lush private gardens.  In the 80s, you could draw a straight line from Roosevelt Avenue to Cali.  The neighborhood has changed drastically in the intervening years, yet apparently, remnants of the old Jackson Heights remain.  Last Sunday there was a robbery and shooting in the early morning hours.  I heard on the news later that one of the robbers was shot by an off duty cop who tried to stop them.  Then, later that same day our friends who live in the building next door had their apartment burglarized.  There was a break-in in the same building last year, and last St. Patrick’s two guys rolled down the stairs and landed in front of my apartment.  One guy literally beat the feathers out of the other mutilating his down jacket.  This is New York, though, and as I was told by my first landlord when I moved here, there’s crime everywhere in this city.  Even in the post-Giuliani era.  Yet, these crimes are petty compared to the execution style gangland murders prevalent in the neighborhood during the coke era.  The Colombians are still here by the way, but I guess the ones that remain have traded in kilos for los pollos a la brasa.

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When did I start enjoying peas and other green vegetables so much?  Spinach; water cress; Chinese greens.  I love them, especially when slathered with garlic.  But there are still a few veggies on my black list that form an unholy trinity of repulsiveness: broccoli, cauliflower and mushrooms.  The only scenario where I can see myself eating them is if I’m in a prisoner-of-war situation with some demented vegan terrorists as my captors.

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