Return to Sender
Local politicians seem to be acutely aware of the fact that I don’t watch much television these days. Since they can’t reach me through their obnoxious commercials, they’ve been bombarding me with daily propaganda through the mail. I must receive at least five pieces of campaign mail every day. And you know how much I hate junk mail. I’ve decided to respond to this nuisance by voting against the candidates who send me the most mail in next week’s Democratic primary. They’ll rue the day they decided to use the postal service to win me over.
