Yet Another Reason Not to Get Cable
I was at my sister-in-law’s house in Pennsylvania yesterday. Flipping channels searching for the Agassi match, I stumbled on the bottom of the reality TV barrel. I had seen ads for the show in the subway, but seeing the actual show proved to be even more ridiculous then I could have imagined. I’m talking about Flavor of Love on VH1 starring the brilliant, clock-wearing rapper Flavor Flav. He hasn’t changed much since Public Enemy broke out 20 years ago. He’s just older and more stupid. I managed to stay with the show for about three minutes. The girl who was kicked off the show by Flav for lying about being in a porno actually cried. How sad! She should have cried due to the embarrassment of being on this show. Porn is dignified compared to this.